Officer Barbrady quotes from South Park

This town is outraged, Officer Barbrady. People are tired of the police not being held accountable for their actions.

Mayor, I didn't know if there was a gunman or a bomb—

You shot an unarmed six-year-old Latino child!

..I'm sorry!

You are fired.

[beat] No, Mayor, please! This is all I know! I used to be the only policeman in this town, remember? Bob, I-I used to chase away the sixth graders for you!

You're from another time, Barbrady, and the last thing that needs to go. Your gun and your badge. [Barbrady slowly takes his gun and badge and lays them on the table] And your sunglasses.

No, please, not my sunglasses!

You're DONE, Barbrady. The town doesn't want you here.

[then takes off his sunglasses, opens his eyes after he puts them down] Where should I go?

You should have thought of that before you shot a Mexican.

Latino-American.

Latino-American. Shit!

[stands up] You should go away. You don't belong anywhere in a town as progressive as this one.

What were you thinking?! Boys innocently playing ninja, and you pull your gun on them?!

Davíd Rodriguez was lucky to live!

Everybody told me they were terrorists!

We thought they were! But if it turns out they aren't, as a policeman, you have to figure that out!

But, you said you needed me to kill some kids.

Oh, he's gonna lay this on us now. I said kill some kids, but I said it as a question, remember? I said "Kill some kids?"

I'm sorry, but we just can't cover your ass on this one. There's going to be an investigation and ... you just don't have what it takes to be a policeman in today's times.

Do you even know what "farm to table" means?

Hello. You're the boy responsible for the South Park Super School News?

Jimmy

That's right.

We would like to give you $26 million. Contracts, and the first check. We'd love to be in business with you.

Jimmy

What is this for?

I represent an organization called Gieco. It's an insurance company. We think Super School News would be a great way for us to reach new customers.

Jimmy

Sorry Charlie, but I don't allow ads in my newspaper.

We've heard all about that, so we thought you could just do some ...news stories about car insurance. Just state the facts, because the truth is, everyone can save by switching to Gieco.

Jimmy

That's called "sponsored content." I know the difference between the news and ads. Do you think I'm stupid?

Everyone's doing it, Jim. You're sort of the last holdout. $26 million just to write some news stories that get people thinking about their insurance coverage?

Jimmy

Us us us, stick it up your ass!

Hm. Well, they said you'd be tough. Do you really think you can stop ads?

Jimmy

Yes.

You can try to block ads, but they get smarter. The more we try to shut them out, the more clever they get. There's a war coming, kid, and I'm gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it. [gets shot in the back of his head and killed by Officer Barbrady]

Jimmy

Officer Barbrady?

Come with me if you want to live! Come on! Come with me if you want to live! I'm serious!