“Naughty Ninjas” quotes from South Park

This town is outraged, Officer Barbrady. People are tired of the police not being held accountable for their actions.

Mayor, I didn't know if there was a gunman or a bomb—

You shot an unarmed six-year-old Latino child!

..I'm sorry!

You are fired.

[beat] No, Mayor, please! This is all I know! I used to be the only policeman in this town, remember? Bob, I-I used to chase away the sixth graders for you!

You're from another time, Barbrady, and the last thing that needs to go. Your gun and your badge. [Barbrady slowly takes his gun and badge and lays them on the table] And your sunglasses.

No, please, not my sunglasses!

You're DONE, Barbrady. The town doesn't want you here.

[then takes off his sunglasses, opens his eyes after he puts them down] Where should I go?

You should have thought of that before you shot a Mexican.

Latino-American.

Latino-American. Shit!

[stands up] You should go away. You don't belong anywhere in a town as progressive as this one.

Mayor, I didn't bust my ass to gentrify this part of town to have it overrun with homeless people!

Why are they all suddenly coming here? [Gerald and Sheila arrive]

Mayor, what are you going to do about this?! My wife and I can barely eat or shop!

When a town like ours has a homeless problem, it must look at the root of what's causing it.

[arrives with Linda] It's ISIS!

What?!

There's these troubled kids who've turned their backs on America! They've taken over Sodomy, forced all the homeless out!

Why would kids in our town wanna be a part of that?!

They're just bad kids! Rotten on the inside! Probably with shitty parents!

What were you thinking?! Boys innocently playing ninja, and you pull your gun on them?!

Davíd Rodriguez was lucky to live!

Everybody told me they were terrorists!

We thought they were! But if it turns out they aren't, as a policeman, you have to figure that out!

But, you said you needed me to kill some kids.

Oh, he's gonna lay this on us now. I said kill some kids, but I said it as a question, remember? I said "Kill some kids?"

I'm sorry, but we just can't cover your ass on this one. There's going to be an investigation and ... you just don't have what it takes to be a policeman in today's times.

Do you even know what "farm to table" means?