What were you thinking?! Boys innocently playing ninja, and you pull your gun on them?!
Davíd Rodriguez was lucky to live!
Everybody told me they were terrorists!
We thought they were! But if it turns out they aren't, as a policeman, you have to figure that out!
But, you said you needed me to kill some kids.
Oh, he's gonna lay this on us now. I said kill some kids, but I said it as a question, remember? I said "Kill some kids?"
I'm sorry, but we just can't cover your ass on this one. There's going to be an investigation and ... you just don't have what it takes to be a policeman in today's times.
Do you even know what "farm to table" means?
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