Aide quotes from South Park

I don't know what to make of it sir. It's like nothing I've ever seen before. Clearly they are a Peruvian flute band and yet they aren't. They play pan flute music like the others, but they talk and act like one of us.

I agree. They're obviously some kind of hybrid.

A hybrid? Ah how is that possible?

Perhaps a Peruvian flute band mated with one of our females. Who knows?

[dances to the song, sees Mr. Garrison come in and stops] What?? [turns off the music] Hey! How did a US citizen get past my wall?!

I came here to find out where my country gone!

Where your country gone? Where'd my country gone?!

No, where MY country gone, bitch?!

Nobody talks to me like that, buddy! [goes around his desk]

Nobody talks to me like that, friend! [they begin to fight on the carpet] Eurgh! Yeah?

Stupid-! Unh!

Little asshole!

This is why I built that wall!

You think you can-? Hey! Here you go! Here you go! Look, guy, I came here to do one thing!

Hey, what the-? Aah! Hey, that pokes, buddy! Aah!

Oh my God, guy.

Please! Please, I can't- Oh. NO! No please, NO! NO! Ohhh! Ohhh! Nooo!

What were you thinking?! Boys innocently playing ninja, and you pull your gun on them?!

Davíd Rodriguez was lucky to live!

Everybody told me they were terrorists!

We thought they were! But if it turns out they aren't, as a policeman, you have to figure that out!

But, you said you needed me to kill some kids.

Oh, he's gonna lay this on us now. I said kill some kids, but I said it as a question, remember? I said "Kill some kids?"

I'm sorry, but we just can't cover your ass on this one. There's going to be an investigation and ... you just don't have what it takes to be a policeman in today's times.

Do you even know what "farm to table" means?