Hello. You're the boy responsible for the South Park Super School News?
That's right.
We would like to give you $26 million. Contracts, and the first check. We'd love to be in business with you.
What is this for?
I represent an organization called Gieco. It's an insurance company. We think Super School News would be a great way for us to reach new customers.
Sorry Charlie, but I don't allow ads in my newspaper.
We've heard all about that, so we thought you could just do some ...news stories about car insurance. Just state the facts, because the truth is, everyone can save by switching to Gieco.
That's called "sponsored content." I know the difference between the news and ads. Do you think I'm stupid?
Everyone's doing it, Jim. You're sort of the last holdout. $26 million just to write some news stories that get people thinking about their insurance coverage?
Us us us, stick it up your ass!
Hm. Well, they said you'd be tough. Do you really think you can stop ads?
Yes.
You can try to block ads, but they get smarter. The more we try to shut them out, the more clever they get. There's a war coming, kid, and I'm gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it. [gets shot in the back of his head and killed by Officer Barbrady]
Officer Barbrady?
Come with me if you want to live! Come on! Come with me if you want to live! I'm serious!
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