[Tex is approaching the Red base while Church and Tucker look on from a cliff.]
(through the sniper scope) I don't see anything at all. It's like they're all hiding or somethin'.
(annoyed) I just said I don't see anything, I just said that.
(whiny) Man, I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!
Oh, yeah, boo hoo. All you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.
Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
Oh kickass! [They swap weapons.] Heh heh! Okay no, wait, how do I zoom? I'm zoomed!
Hey Tucker, the sword doesn't even work. What a fuckin' gyp.
Tucker: Now how do I—wait what is this thing?
Okay, whatever dude, just don't-
[Tucker shoots Tex in the ass]
What the fuck, did you just fire that thing?
Oops! That was an accident.
We're supposed to be sneaking up on them, dumbass! [Tucker sees Tex approaching them through the scope.] They're gonna hear us, gimme it back!
Um, yeah, okay take it back.
[They swap weapons again.]
I knew there was a reason I didn't let you use this thing all these years. Hey, Tex, what're you doing back?
[Tex punches Church in the face.]
OW! What the fuck did I do!?
I told him to be careful with that thing. He's just not very good with it.
Ok please, really, no more stories.
Seriously, it's a head! Look.
(Spanish) Whatever, some way to treat your sidekick. Gone for days and you don't even look for me.
Uh, of course I do. It's the year 2500 and I'm from America.
Oh, cool. Tell him O'Malley's gone.
(Spanish) O'Malley isn't here. He already left.
(Spanish) Your Spanish sucks.
(Grif and Simmons are arguing)
Yeah! You're giving me a headache!
No, I'm the other talking bomb, Francis! Pleased to meet you, ya dickhead!
(Running straight towards Wyoming and Gary the Tank from across the field):
Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!
It's the idiot! Take care of him.
Caboose! No! Stay back! Don't get near the tank! (Gary opens fire on Caboose) tank-!
Whoa, looks like the blue one just got killed by their own tank.
A blue got killed by their own tank. Man, I just had the weirdest sense of deja vu.
Hey, speaking of getting tanked, we should check if the blues have any beer around here!
Whoa, looks like the blue one just got sniped.
Hey, speaking of getting sniped, we should check if the blues have any... beer around here...?
What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
I don't know. It sounded a lot funnier in my head before I said it...
Man, I just had the weirdest sense of deja vu.
I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!
Caboose, get the fuck out of here!!!
OK bye, I don't want to help anymore.
Whoa, looks like the white guy just got stabbed.
Hey, speaking of getting stabbed... why does my head really hurt, all of a sudden? For some reason, I want a beer...
