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The great destroyer has arrived. The end is near.
In 6 of the 504 quotes from Red vs Blue
Most scenes with: Leonard Church (5), Caboose (3), Wyoming (3)
Lines by Gary 1
Scenes with Gary 5
You are in a cool river, where noone disturbs you, or calls you names. Like "Bomby." Or, "The Exploding Jerk." There are sheep nearby, the kind that don't blow up, you are happy. But not overly happy... Regular happy.
TTex
Breathe in through your nose (takes a breath, and exhales through her mouth) and out through the mouth. Again, in through the nose (takes a breath), and out through the mouth.
Uh, maybe I'll get some candles, would you like some candles, or some incense? How 'bout that?
GGary
Hey, Andy, knock knock.
AAndy
Who's there.
GGary
Inner peace and serenity.
AAndy
I already heard that one.
Anyways I was sitting there talking to Gary about the great destroyer at the time we thought was Tex.
GGary(in the story)
The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near. The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near.
CChurch(in the story)
Oh come on gary gary gary stop stop stop stop stop, hey if Tex isn't the destroyer for the prophecy then who is?
And that's when I turned around and i saw...
Saw what? Saw O'Malley?
What the... Caboose get out of the story man, no it wasn't O'Malley-
CCaboose(interrupting)
What was it?!
Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you.
CCaboose(interupting again)
A helicopter?
Yeah Caboose shut up.
Yeah Tucker you're interrupting too, just get out of the story!
Me? I'm just here to spice things up! Check this out.
[Tucker mimics Tex]
TATucker as Tex
Hi everybody, I'm super horny from all the robot killing. Hey, is it hot in here? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor? This breastplate is so itchy.
Bow chicka bow-
[Tex points her gun at Tucker's head and cocks it back]
-whoa, ok, story's over!
TTex
You're a pig.
I didn't even get to the part where the sailors show up.
TTex
Just tell us, what did you see?
Well...It was a really big...thing.
TTex
That's your story? You saw a big thing...
, Ah, my story had a big thing in it too. You just didn't give it time to develop.
Well, I really didn't get a clear look at it.
At Tucker's big thing?
GGary
Hello.
Hello, this is Church, Gary. Or should I call you Gamma? Have you been lying to us?
GGary
Lying is such a shisno concept. I mean human concept.
You're a computer, I thought computers can`t lie.
GGary
They can if they are programmed to lie.
Were you programmed to lie?
GGary
(pause) ...No.
God damn it!
GGary
I have to go, Church.
Wait! What about the aliens? How do we... (interupted by Gary)
GGary
Goodbye.
Do they know?
GGary
It is nothing to worry about. We are close to the end. We will not be stopped now.
We should get going. Hop in.
(The tank appears)
Yeah! Caboose came though. See that, Wyoming? Now we have our tank. Booya, motherfucker!
Mwhawhawha! Your tank?
GGary
Knock knock, Church.
Aw, crap. Is it just me or does something dramatic happen like every five minutes? I can not be the only person who notices this.
GGary
Firing main cannon.
(Running straight towards Wyoming and Gary the Tank from across the field):
Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!
It's the idiot! Take care of him.
GGary
Right.
Caboose! No! Stay back! Don't get near the tank! (Gary opens fire on Caboose) tank-!
Uuuggaah!!!
Caboose! NOOOOOO!
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