[Tex is approaching the Red base while Church and Tucker look on from a cliff.]
(through the sniper scope) I don't see anything at all. It's like they're all hiding or somethin'.
Uh, what do you see?
(annoyed) I just said I don't see anything, I just said that.
(whiny) Man, I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!
Oh, yeah, boo hoo. All you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.
Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
Can I use the sword?
Oh, hell yes!
Fine, here.
Oh kickass! [They swap weapons.] Heh heh! Okay no, wait, how do I zoom? I'm zoomed!
Hey Tucker, the sword doesn't even work. What a fuckin' gyp.
Tucker: Now how do I—wait what is this thing?
Okay, whatever dude, just don't-
[Tucker shoots Tex in the ass]
OW!
What the fuck, did you just fire that thing?
Oops! That was an accident.
We're supposed to be sneaking up on them, dumbass! [Tucker sees Tex approaching them through the scope.] They're gonna hear us, gimme it back!
Um, yeah, okay take it back.
[They swap weapons again.]
I knew there was a reason I didn't let you use this thing all these years. Hey, Tex, what're you doing back?
[Tex punches Church in the face.]
OW! What the fuck did I do!?
Asshole!
I told him to be careful with that thing. He's just not very good with it.
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