Caboose, that's why I always liked you, everything falls into two categories: either you don't understand it or you just don't care.
Yeeah, I don't really know what you mean by that... but I guess it doesn't matter.
Why didn't you ask Tex or Church?... Is it because I'm the best?
No, it's because Church is an asshole and Tex doesn't trust me right now.
Ehh, because I got to use the sniper rifle and I ended up unloading a round into her ass.
Caboose! What did I tell you about that?
And I have your word that none of them will be hurt? (O'Malley laughs menacingly)
(Church kills O'Malley with Tucker's sword, forcing him outside of Caboose's head)
(Tex fires at Church who retaliates and kills her too)
Awesome! I'm like a fuckin' Jedi! Aw fuck you're both dead.
What are the Blues doing on the radio?
Who knows? Hey Blues shut the fuck up! Get off our radios and quit ruining our batteries down!
(O'Malley infects Simmons)
Do it now or I will kill every last one of you! And everyone here as well, just to make a point! HAHAHAHA!
Whoa Simmons, don't you think that was a little over the top?
What's wrong with your voice?
Nothing! Why does something have to be wrong with MY voice? Maybe something's wrong with YOUR voice! Ever think about that, COCKSUCKER?
Um, you do know that's Sarge you're talking to, right?
(in normal voice) I mean, cocksucker, SIR! (giggles madly)
(Tex bashes Simmons who is infected by O'Malley)
Ow, the back of my lower legs!
(Tex hits him again)
(Tex hits him thrice)
(Tex continues to beat up Simmons)
Hey Church, I think Tex is over here!
(sarcasticly) Thanks for the update!
(Church has entered Caboose's mind, where everyone is shown as how Caboose sees them)
Hey everyone, I caught an intruder! I'm the greatest! I mean I'm the greatest one that isn't Caboose!
(Raspy version of his voice) Great job, Simons!
Thanks orangest guy...Who's name I really don't remember!
(Pirate accent) Argh, lets be makin' him walk the plank.
(As a full fledged woman) Let's all go shopping to celebrate!
Jolly good day, Mr. Caboose. We be having a prisoner for you, we do.
CChurch
I thought you had a pirate accent?
Argh, I'm not very consistent. Yarg!
Hello Church, you must be very happy to see me.
CChurch
Yeah, of course. I'm so happy I wanna fuckin puke.
CChurch
Hey who the fuck are you? Sister?
YCYello Church
Yes I'm Sister, Church's twin brother. I crashed here on a spaceship from the moon. And now I live with Caboose and the people from the tail end of the spaceship live on the other side of the island.
CChurch
What the fuck? That's wrong in like eight different ways.
Yeah, I know...Tell me about it.
CChurch
Caboose, seriously, do you pay attention to anything that happens?
New Church is my new best friend now.
I'd argue with that too, but...What's the point.
Simmons, where can we get some explosives?
Well, as you recall, we recently came across Andy the bomb and Lopez in the caves. So-
Of course! Men, let's go ask Lopez where we can get some explosives!
*sigh* Excellent plan, sir...
Tex appeared out of nowhere and beat up Tucker, which was awesome, and took his sword. Also someone might've have been surprised by that and peed his pants just a little bit...Or a lot.
I was only behind them by like thirty seconds! What the fuck! Where is she?
She took the sword and a Wyoming helmet to the ship. I think she went to the ship to save Tucker's kid. He's on the ship too now.
FUCK! What about O'Malley? Where is he?
HAHAHAHAHA, that's the problem with living in a patriarichal society, men always assume they know everything! HAHAHA!
Donut. Relax. You've been infected by a computer virus and we just need to figure out what to do about it.
(Possessed by O'Malley) HAHAHAHA! NO, it's my body! It's my choice! And another thing, why do I do as much work as you guys but only get 92 percent of-
(Donut is knocked out by Tex)
Hey don't hit my soldiers without my permission...(O'Malley infects Sarge) I'm the one who gets to hit my soldiers. MWAHAHAHA! YEAH, eat lead world, drop and give me infinity!
Sarge I think you've finally gone crazy.
(Tex knocks out Sarge, forcing O'Malley to infect Grif)
Whoa that's weird. I have a sudden urge to conquer the universe. Which is unlike me, considering I'd have to do actual work. I think I'll just fall asleep instead.
We're here, is anyone hurt...
(Grif falls asleep, forcing O'Malley to infect Doc)
...Or need to be killed? HAHAHA!
I know that laugh. Nobody move!
(O'Malley infects Church)
You know I...I really don't feel all that different. Meh, meh heh, heh, meh, meh, no. Feels pretty much the same. That's kinda weird huh? Expected more...
(Tex knocks out Church)
Where'd he go, where'd he go? Is he gone...Tex?
(O'Malley infects Tex)
You have no idea how much trouble you are in
