(Running straight towards Wyoming and Gary the Tank from across the field):
Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!
It's the idiot! Take care of him.
Caboose! No! Stay back! Don't get near the tank! (Gary opens fire on Caboose) tank-!
Whoa, looks like the blue one just got killed by their own tank.
A blue got killed by their own tank. Man, I just had the weirdest sense of deja vu.
Hey, speaking of getting tanked, we should check if the blues have any beer around here!
Whoa, looks like the blue one just got sniped.
Hey, speaking of getting sniped, we should check if the blues have any... beer around here...?
What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
I don't know. It sounded a lot funnier in my head before I said it...
Man, I just had the weirdest sense of deja vu.
I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!
Caboose, get the fuck out of here!!!
OK bye, I don't want to help anymore.
Whoa, looks like the white guy just got stabbed.
Hey, speaking of getting stabbed... why does my head really hurt, all of a sudden? For some reason, I want a beer...
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