Lily quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

The future's bright; her husband's orange.

Simon

So, what have we pixelated?

I think it's her morals.

I love Lily, I think she's wicked, but I did ask for an edited version of Lily's album for my daughter, and Lily said she hopes she's not paying for it.

No, I just said... [laughter] Not being funny, Jamelia, but I didn't make my album for your child.

Call her a slag, call her a slag!

Can we just move on to the ones I know, come on, please!

Simon

[Pauses] You know what you need?

No, Simon! Just move on, no!

Simon

Come with me...[He pulls her up] You need a hug. Yeah, yeah. I know - I know that - [She starts to pull away but he pulls her back] stay in it - I know you feel you have issues with intimacy. You feel that you're not loved. You have a hundred thousand friends on MySpace but are they really friends that you can touch, no, I'm touching you now. Okay? Everyone loves you here, you don't need points, you can just be you.

Okay.

Simon

Time up, I'm afraid.

No!!

Simon

Do you want another hug?

I would rather eat shit.