Simon
You cheated!
Bill
Yeah, I cheated. And what of it? You ain't the boss of me. I ain't never gonna be your bitch!
Barrowman
Talk to the hand 'cause the wrist is pissed.
Simon
You've out-gayed me, Barrowman!
Barrowman
[Exaggerated accent] Let's have a gay-off! Ready? Lips pursed, hands on the table, and go!
Simon
...I haven't even told my mum yet.
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