[Over the "The End" card]
Servo [as Ed McMahon]: And remember to buy Ed McMahon's Budweiser ice cream.
All: Hi-yo!
Mike: Leni Riefenstahl's most powerful film.
Servo: Hi-yo!
The Dead Talk Back (movie)

[Over the closing credits]
Servo: This film was brought to you by the Nerd Council. Support your local nerd!
Mike: And a generous grant from the Mom Corporation. The incredible power of Mom.
The Violent Years (movie)

[Over the credit for screenwriter True Boardman]
Joel: Yeah, I'm afraid we're gonna be true bored men after this...

[Over the film's title]
Servo: Monster A Go-Go? I thought this was gonna be Munster Go Home!
. . .
Joel: You know, guys, I got a feeling this is gonna be a tough one.
Crow: Oh, it might not be too bad...
Servo: No, I think Joel's right, this one has "stinkburger" written all over it.
Joel: Yeah...
Crow: [sighs indignantly] C'mon, you can't tell just from the credits!
Joel: No, no, it's a feeling I have. My gut instincts tell me that this is gonna hurt real bad.
Crow: Joel, it's not healthy to have such a negative attitude right out of the gate.
Servo: It's just common sense, Crow. There's a feeling of incompetence already in the air here.
Joel: Yeah, we might as well face up to it...
Crow: Well, I refuse to give in so soon! I'm gonna riff away like it's nobody's business! ...I-I can't think of anything now, but...

[Over the movie's title screen]
Mike: The George Hamilton Story.

[Over the opening credits...]
Mike: Starring these people and Chuck Norris.
. . .
[The credit "Directed by Alfred E. Green" appears onscreen]
Crow: What, me direct?

[Over the opening logo (The letters EB in a circle), titles, and credits of this Encyclopedia Britannica film...]
Joel: Easter Bunny films presents...
Servo: "Truck Farmer": The special edition. Includes scenes the studio thought too graphic for audiences.
Crow: Wonder if they sold this film door to door?

[Over the opening title]
Crow: Young man's fancy crinkle-cut potatoes.

[Over the opening title]
Mike: Doughnuts?
Servo: No, no, no.
Crow [as Jackie Gleason]: Oh, you're goin' to the moon, all right!

[Over the opening title]
Mike: The Potsie story.

[Over the short's closing screen]
Mike [as Narrator]: We would like to apologize to all the people of Puerto Rico that we did not offend.
The Beast of Yucca Flats (movie)

[Over the short's title screen.]
Crow: The Bill Clinton Story!
Servo: The chicken of tomorrow in a deadly battle against the chicken of today!

[Over the title screen]
Crow: Because you're bad at math?

[Over the title screen]
Servo: Oh, these guys are, like, warriors from Hell!

[Over yet another disgusting close-up of Arch Hall Jr.]
Joel: I figured it out, he looks like the bat from FernGully.