Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes[Red is explaining the details of his plan]
RRed
Say a young woman goes down there and berates the way he does business...?
CACrow [as Red]
Say I'm starring in Forever Plaid!
In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (3), Tom Servo (2)
Scenes with Red 3
[as Red battles a giant monster]
RRed
This thing's all over my ass, man! He's gonna tear me up!
CCrow
Excuse me?
LJLt. Jim
Hey, send someone in there, he's getting killed down there!
[as the camera shows different characters]
SAServo [as Hadley]
That thing's all over him.
CACrow [as Adams]
Tearing him up.
Jonah [as Wexler] Especially his ass.
[as Red is being put in the brig]
RRed
Easy!
CCrow
Yeezy? Kanye? I don't know what to call him anymore! Tell me what to call Kanye, please!
SAServo [as Red]
Oh, I think I found a way out. I'm gonna get outta here- [door is locked] Aww man...
RRed
Yo, there's people dying!
JAJonah [as Red]
And it's actually Berenstain Bears! Not Bernstein!!!
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