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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Crow in “The Sword and the Dragon”

[Mike and the bots put on a satirical political song and dance number]

CCrow

[singing while holding a prop gun]

I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I get shot at every day...

I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm opposed by the NRA- bang bang! [pretends to be shot and "dies"]

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