Kate quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[introduced as he's rehearsing to a acting lessons vinyl] Look, Kate, I am a gentleman.

That I'll try.

[disgusted] Oh, great; another oily unlikable character!

I swear I'll cut you if you strike me again!

So you may lose your arm. If you strike me, you are no gentleman.

Servo

It's Ms. Hathaway!

And if no gentleman, why then no arm?

A herald, Kate! Oh, put me in thy books!

Ha-ha, what is your crest? [loops] A coxcomb? A coxcomb?

Servo

[alongside the loop] A Henry Miller.

Joel

[as Mapes shuts off the record] Oh wait a minute; it's a little late for acting lessons. They started filming already.

[as Diller opens a book, only to have it taken away by Kate] Ah ah ah, much too heavy for a man in your delicate condition.

Oh man, nothing turns a guy on more than a lady implying he's too delicate to lift a book.

Where have you two been?

In the shower.

Ish that shupposhed to be shome kind of euphemishm?

[playing backgammon] I was showing Gabrielle some basic moves.

Servo

Lathering, rinsing, repeating...

Looks to me more like you're trying to keep them a secret. Leaving blots at this particular stage of the game, my dear, can be a very reckless proposition. Unless, of course, one knows how to turn them to one's own advantage.

Maybe I should take a lesson from you.

In the shower?

Here, you two play. Go ahead.

In the shower? Tom, you take the next one.

No no, leave them just as they are. I'll pick up where she left off.

Servo

In the SHOWER???