Natalie quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[At a party, writer Paul chats with archaeologist Natalie.]

PPaul

I'm actually working on something now.

NNatalie

Really? What's the subject matter?

CACrow [as Paul]

You're right. The subject doesn't matter at all!

Mike

Heh, good one!

S9 Werewolf

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[In the lab, a grandmother-like Noel (Richard Lynch) stalls English-impaired Natalie.]

NNatalie

What are you hiding from me, Noel? Tell me the truth!

SAServo [as Noel]

[in Grandma voice] You can't handle the truth, deary!

NNoel

In due time, you'll know everything.

NNatalie

Well, maybe then it's too late!

Mike

Wow! The future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.

S9 Werewolf

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[At the harpsichord pool bar, Natalie confronts Yuri about his werewolf-kidnapping plan.]

NNatalie

So it all comes to this?

SAServo [as Natalie]

The... thing that it comes to?

NNatalie

You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune?

CACrow [as Yuri]

Yes, we is.

NNatalie

But over my deadBODy. You hear me? I won't stand for it!

SAServo [as Natalie]

You is a jerk!

S9 Werewolf

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[As Karen drives off with her uniformed Navy boyfriend, Natalie tries to call her back.]

NNatalie

Karen!

MAMike [as Karen]

Sorry! Love is lifting me up where I belong!

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[Natalie stomps in frustration.]

CACrow [as Natalie/Tonya]

The lace on my skate broke!

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[Zack comes up behind Natalie and startles her. As she spins around…]

CACrow [as Natalie/Tonya]

Jeff Gillooly did it!

S10 Soultaker

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[At a bus stop, Natalie (played by screenwriter Vivian Schilling) freaks about her mother at home with the Soultaker.]

NNatalie

My mom! He's done something to my mom!

ZZach

No, no--your mom is fine! She's at the hospital.

NNatalie

What?

MAMike [as Zach/Actor]

Hey, look--you wrote this crap!

S10 Soultaker

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