Kathy quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Gee, Billy...if only you were more ordinary.

Mike

More ordinary? Man, he'd have to work at that.

Um… why do you call him "Johnny Longbow"?

Well, it's his Indian name. His tribal one.

Like Wahoo McDaniel.

It translates: "warrior's bow that... reaches long to its mark".

Oh! Is he seeing anyone?

Paul, are you alright? What happened?

Servo

She gets off the ground saying, "What happened?" a lot.

I don't live too far from here. And I have lots of antiseptics at my place.

Servo

Dozens! No, hundreds of antiseptics!

Your place?

Yeah, my place.

Mike

I call it "Antiseptic Manor."

Fine. Your place, then.

Not his place! Fornicators!

Johnny, you can't do this! Paul's your friend! Paul--

PAUL IS NOT PAUL ANYMORE!

HE'S SUPER PAUL!