MAMike [as Daughter]
Hi, Mom, I'm pregnant.
Played by Michael J. Nelson
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 824 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (393), Crow T. Robot (376), Narrator (63)
Lines by Mike Nelson 207
MAMike [as Mother]
Hi, I'm Betty, and I'l be your wife tonight.
[Father has an extremely irritated look on his face.]
MAMike [as Father]
Well. That settles it. Spankings all around, then.
[The short's overly perky couple dance about the room with enormous smiles.]
MikeHoney, I can't stop smiling, I'm in hell!
[As the couple prance around their home to a lush orchestral accompaniment.]
Mike[unimpressed] Meanwhile soldiers are dying in the mud in North Korea...
[The composer husband Jeff finally begins to find his tune.]
Mike[singing along] Everybody was... kung fu fighting, yeah!
[After Dr. Wyman views the strange egg-like alien cells in the body's blood.]
MAMike [as Dr. Wyman]
What I'm about to say may sound strange, but I think we should eat this corpse.
[A man is hurled out an office building window.]
MikeWe're downsizing, Steve!
[Tony punches through an attic roof, which crumbles easily.]
MikeLuckily they made their house out of peanut brittle.
[Vadinho has gone aboard the alien space craft and it goes off into the sun set.]
MikeAnd we hear the dim cry of an anal probe.
[Danielle de Barbarac makes a grand entrance to the ball, her face dusted with white greasepaint and sparkles.]
MAMike [as Danielle]
I sneezed in my cocaine.
Halloween: H2O
[On title screen]
MikeI want Venezuela on my desk by Friday morning!
Scenes with Mike Nelson 617
[Pilot Mike Patton (a pre-Superman George Reeves) examines a rock jungle goddess Greta gives him.]
MikeUnless I'm crazy, it's kronotite. Of course, that wouldn't mean anything to you, either. Kronotite is stuff that they use in the manufacture of atomic energy.
JAJoel [as Mike]
Saps all your powers if you're a visitor from foreign planet.
[Mike shows the kronotite sample to his partner Bob, who's under a potential death sentence for killing a native earlier.]
BBob
No doubt about it. It's kronotite.
MikeAre you sure?
BBob
I'd stake my life on it.
CCrow
That's already in the kitty, Bob.
S2 Jungle Goddess (movie)
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[as a scene opens outside a movie theater, featuring a familiar movie poster]
CCrow
Hey! "What kind of sin must a man commit in a single lifetime?"
Cool!
MSMike's Father
Mike, you're wanted on the phone.
CACrow [as Mike's Father]
And get my shirts from the laundry.
[Mike goes inside]
JAJoel [as Mike]
Oh boy, I get to walk by that poster again. Cool!
[Mike walks into a room with multiple photos featuring shots of various films from Bert I. Gordon]
... everywhere... oh Bert...
MikeHello?
CCarol
Hi Mike, this is Carol. You said you'd take me out to the cave to find the bracelet.
CACrow [as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
I lied.
MikeYou don't mean right now, do you?
CCarol
If you can get away. Please Mike?
MikeCarol, not today, my dad just got in a new picture and I haven't even seen it yet. Something about puppet people. Sounds pretty wild.
Oh, shame on you, Bert I. Gordon...
CCarol
Please?
MikeOh, okay, I think I can borrow Joe's car again.
CCarol
Only don't come by the house for me. I don't want mother to know I'm going out there.
MikeAlright, I'll be down at the corner in 15 minutes.
CCarol
I'll be waiting.
[Mike runs outside]
MikeI'll see you dad, I got a date now!
MSMike's Father
Where will you be? I said where will you be if I want you?
SAServo [as Mike's Father]
Wait! Aren't you going to watch that wonderful Bert I. Gordon movie?
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