Mike Nelson quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Two young Native American boys practice archery, while stereotypical "Indian" music plays on the soundtrack.]

[As the hospital, Kathy has an audio flashback, during which she stares vacantly into space.]

Mike

Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.[N]

[In Malta, Geronimo and Palermo's taxi races down the road as Palermo's allies attack from their own sedan.]

[Joe Don Baker is wearing a cowboy outfit]

Mike

Meat Loaf, Texas Ranger.

[The first scene takes place in what looks like a barred room.]

Mike

San Quentin prison presents Shakespeare.

[Claudius can only stare helplessly as Gertrude drinks the poison meant for Hamlet.]

[As the film ends, a card is shown reading "You have seen Hamlet by William Shakespeare."]

Mike

Hamlet will be back in "Thunderball".

[Cathy Beck groans as Dr. Kipling prepares a huge hypodermic needle for her husband.]

[Kipling and his staff finally stop John Beck's seizure from the rabies vaccine.]

[Babs and Nelly get into a fight, tumbling on the floor.]

Mike

Man, they're future governors of Minnesota!

[The moonlight casts the shadow of a palm tree against the side of the cabin.]

Mike

Look at that shadow - it's Sideshow Bob!

[The title SQUIRM appears on the screen.]

Mike

Well, I don't know why, but okay.

[Mike, Crow, and Servo all squirm around in their seats.]