Bob quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[sarcastic] White goddess having trouble?

White fascist getting smart?

No doubt about it. It's kronotite.

Mike

Are you sure?

I'd stake my life on it.

That's already in the kitty, Bob.

Uh, I think you'll need the plane, too, Tony.

Bob, you ready?

[off-camera] Sure, Harry!

Servo

Wait! He- he- he was there, and now we g-- the plane was--!

Mike

[sputters unintelligibly]

Someone with attention deficit disorder edited this film.

What's the point of a helmet in skydiving? In case you land on your head?

Mike

Generic Plane. Cheaper than other planes.

Honey, even if a hairstyle is "in," it may not be the right one for you...

Man, oh man, would you look at this one? She sure is beautiful...

But she doesn't even know I exist!

Well, this she happens to be a he.

Idiot.

You're looking at the male betta splenden, and he is one of the most beautiful fish you'll probably ever see. As you look closely...

Just look at that muddy brown.

... almost every color of the rainbow, sparkling in his sleek body, and flowing fins as he swims...

Bob's biting his knuckle right now.

Strange as it may seem, in the family of betta splendens, it's the father who cares for the babies, and raises a family.

Servo

A real Mr. Mom.

Father? What does the mother fish do?

She drinks.

The father betta will go up to the surface and breathe in a mouthful of air. Then he will swim to the place that he's chosen to build his nest. Now this is usually by a plant, or on the underside of a floating leaf.

Hopefully by a sport's bar.

Then he will blow out the bubbles of air, which is coated with very special saliva from his mouth.

Servo

When he does it, he's a good dad, but when I do it, I'm asked to leave the Arby's.

Now, the Creator has given most wild creatures a strong instinct to protect their young, and mother mouthbrooder performs this task in such a remarkable way.

Magic!

Even though she has scooped up all of the eggs into her very large mouth, she will not swallow them. She keeps them in her mouth until they hatch into baby fish.

And will remind those children of her sacrifice for years to come.

Have fun!

'Cause the Vietnam War is right around the corner!