[as a scene opens outside a movie theater, featuring a familiar movie poster]
Hey! "What kind of sin must a man commit in a single lifetime?"
Cool!
Mike, you're wanted on the phone.
And get my shirts from the laundry.
[Mike goes inside]
Oh boy, I get to walk by that poster again. Cool!
[Mike walks into a room with multiple photos featuring shots of various films from Bert I. Gordon]
... everywhere... oh Bert...
Hello?
Hi Mike, this is Carol. You said you'd take me out to the cave to find the bracelet.
I lied.
You don't mean right now, do you?
If you can get away. Please Mike?
Carol, not today, my dad just got in a new picture and I haven't even seen it yet. Something about puppet people. Sounds pretty wild.
Oh, shame on you, Bert I. Gordon...
Please?
Oh, okay, I think I can borrow Joe's car again.
Only don't come by the house for me. I don't want mother to know I'm going out there.
Alright, I'll be down at the corner in 15 minutes.
I'll be waiting.
[Mike runs outside]
I'll see you dad, I got a date now!
Where will you be? I said where will you be if I want you?
Wait! Aren't you going to watch that wonderful Bert I. Gordon movie?
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