[Bobsledding wipeouts are shown in the cavalcade of snow sports.]
Boy, all this just to talk to Jim McKay.
“It Conquered the World” · Season 3
In this episode: Tom Servo (3), Crow T. Robot (1), Joel Robinson (1), Narrator (1)
[The high-energy narrator mentions skiing, but pronounces it "shiing".]
...And "shiing" is the correct pronunciation, they tell us!
Yeah, well, you're full of skit.
. . .
[A few moments later, a title card appears on the screen reading "Cross-country skiing amid scenes of winter magnificence in Canada's snow-covered playgrounds."]
Srosh-country shee-ing amid skeens of winter magnifishence in Sanada's shnow-sovered playgrounschs.
It Conquered the World (movie)
[Over drinks, scientist Tom Anderson (Lee Van Cleef) explains the global power shortage to his friend and fellow scientist Paul Nelson.]
PNPaul Nelson
I'm sorry, Tom -- I can't bring myself to believe what you're saying.
SAServo [as Tom Anderson]
Then gimme back my cocktail.
TATom Anderson
It's nothing new. It's been years since anyone's believed me.
CACrow [as Tom Anderson]
Bitter? Oh, a tad.
. . .
[As their wives listen, Dr. Anderson explains to Dr. Nelson about his connection to the alien behind the shortage.]
JNJoan Nelson
A personal friend of yours?
SAServo [as Joan]
Name dropper!
CAClaire Anderson
[sarcastically] Real chums.
TATom Anderson
The days when people made fun of me are over, girl.
CACrow [as Dr. Anderson/Zod]
You will bow down before me!
[Paul Nelson (Peter Graves) observes the carnage of Tom Anderson's mutually fatal battle with the alien.]
PNPaul Nelson
He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature… and, because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection… they find only death… fire… loss… disillusionment… the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside -- from man himself.
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