Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[of the brattily catty Colonel Briteis butting heads with amateur Commander Moore]

Servo

Someone get that lady a saucer of milk.

[The gang is making their getaway from a bank after robbing it.]

[Megalon is taunting Godzilla.]

[Godzilla slowly lifts Megalon by his tail high into the air.]

[Sea Monster rises from the water as a couple captured natives try to flee, James Bond- like music plays in background.]

Tom

James Bond is back as the spy with the biggest crab claw you've ever seen in your life! Double-O crab.[N]

[in Heaven's Traffic Court, the judge (presumably God) is filing over paperwork while Joe's Angel attempts to get his attention]

Servo

[as Judge] Dear Diary... it's hard being God.

[During an effects sequence.]

Servo

They must've spent tens of dollars on this.

[as the title appears]

Servo

Uh oh, Fugitive Alien II: Electric Boogaloo, the Heretic, Nerds in Paradise, On the Move, Citizens on Patrol!

Joel Star Force times two! Two times the action, two times the confusion!

Servo

Baboom!

[A scorpion slowly crawls on Kawajiri as he maniacally celebrates the opal's discovery.]

Servo

Death, where is thy sting? We're waiting.

[A supertanker has just exploded in flames.]

Servo

Oh my God, it's Gordon Lightfoot!

[Trees in the background begin to tremble ominously]

Servo

AAAH! The tree's having a seizure!

[Two villains have shot Mila with a bow and arrow. Mila is able to run away, so they follow chase.]

[The camera pans over a group of snakes, which suddenly make highly non-snake-like growling noises.]

Servo

...what?

[Another pan over snakes, another set of growling noises.]

Servo

Uh... folks, we have snakes growling here...