Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2
“Wild Rebels” · Season 2
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Tom Servo (4), Joel Robinson (3)
[Outside a bar, a scruffy motorcycle gang with skulls-and-crossbones on their jackets dismount and enter.]
Hey, those guys are marked clearly as poison. Don't eat 'em. Hmm.
If you take these bikers internally, do not induce vomiting.
Nah, the movie'll do that for you. Like an ipecac.
An epa-- oh, that Genesis album?
[The bikers are cycling along a road through a forest, guzzling beer.]
Two roads diverged into a yellow wood / And, sorry I could not take my hog down both / And be one traveller, long I stood.
You beat the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the girl, but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to kill a horse. Now, it's Miller Time!
[The gang is making their getaway from a bank after robbing it.]
Not this way, man, my mom will see me!
[A shot with a cop on a motorcycle in front of the Lt.'s car.]
Hey, look! Erik Estrada!
[Jeeter (the biker leader) watches as fellow biker Banjo jealously observes someone flirting with Linda]
Can you boys believe it; Banjo's in love.
[as Jeeter] Okay, would you believe- mildly infatuated? H-how about a school-girl crush?
[later the gang approaches the bar-goer who flirted with Linda]
Our girl is like a virgin goddess; no creeps- no creeps are allowed to touch her.
[as Banjo] Only union members and their families!
[the bikers' hideout is shown for the first time, notably with a swastika-emblazoned flag hanging off the wall]
Just look at all those books up there [on the shelf]- Leaves of Grass...
Trump: The Art of the Deal...
Mein Kampf...
The Essays of Pat Buchanan...
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