A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
[opening credits roll along shot of desktop with a phone, gun, & smoldering cigarette]
[excited] Oh, wow! I bet this guy's so cool! He smokes, carries a gun, and... [deflating] makes a lot of... phone calls...
[Sinbad addresses a crowd of people in the city and they yell in agreement with something he says.]
Howard Johnson is right!
[Sinbad makes prospective members of his crew drink a strong liquid to test their fortitude.]
They're test-marketing Crystal Pepsi.
[Sinbad's ships approach an island whose residents wear giant horned helmets and cloaks.]
They look like the Knights Who Say "Ni!"
Welcome to the Crypt! We've dug up something for you! [chuckles] Why not stick around and watch Dream On? It's the breast show on TV! [to Joel] Kill me.
[As the title appears]
The John Bradshaw story!
[Joel presents his Invention Exchange piece- the Junk Drawer Organizer, making a place for all the assorted bits and rubbish that fill up the junk drawer]
How many times have you been rummaging through wondering to yourself "Where did I put that gun?". Well, now there's a place for it!
[On the SOL bridge, Crow is dressed as Jack Elam's character Jesse.]]
To live like the E-lam...
[the camera view pans directly in front of an oncoming train]
Uh, Camera 3, get off the track. Camera 3, oh dear God- [the train zooms forward while Joel and the bots scream in shock, and it smash cuts to commercial break]
Now, is this the real Old West, or the Roy Rogers Old West where they had electricity and cars?
[Over a scenic shot of a mountain]
Mount Rushmore!...Before it was built.
[Pilot Pete saddles up his horse and heads away from Jonathan's cabin after a brief, uneventful stay.]
So this guy comes in, stops the plot cold, and leaves.
SNAUSAGES!
[Cortner falls to the ground, clutching the head and gazing accusingly at the sky]
Oh, thank you, God! Thank you so bloody much!
[Assistant Kurt is whining about his withered and deformed arm to bodiless Jan.]
Look. You know they say there's always someone worse off? I'm that person!
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
JPJack Perkins20 quotes
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