Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4
“Indestructible Man (movie)” · Season 4
In this episode: Tom Servo (2), Crow T. Robot (1), Joel Robinson (1)
[as Lon Chaney] Man; I gotta take an indestructible whiz.
[later, over a scene of a police car] Officers, be on the lookout for donuts!
Joel, those donut jokes are starting to get old real fast.
[bitterly] Oh, pardon me, Tom "I gotta take an indestructible whiz" Servo...
[as Lon Chaney] I may be indestructible, but I still hurt inside!
[Lt. Chasen explains to his new girlfriend, Eva, that he got her fired from her exotic dancer job, right before proposing to her.]
Oh, please. He should quit his job. Strippers make way more money than cops!
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