So we've gotta be, what, half an hour into this movie by now, right?
No, actually, it's more like a minute.
[stunned] ...No.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4
“Manos: The Hands of Fate (movie)” · Season 4
In this episode: Tom Servo (3), Crow T. Robot (2), Joel Robinson (1)
So we've gotta be, what, half an hour into this movie by now, right?
No, actually, it's more like a minute.
[stunned] ...No.
[Debbie walks around with the Master's dog]
It's a devil and it's fun!
His name is Mephisto! Can we keep him?
[The Master points towards someting off-screen]
[dramatically] Pull my finger!
[The Master spreads his arms, revealing the hands on his cape.]
I wish those hands would just push him over!
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