Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

That's why you always go into the theater when you have Movie Sign.

More like Amelia Waterheart! Get it? I'm puntastic!

Look, I appreciate the cinéma vérité approach, but do we really have to wait here while she goes tinkle? What's the point? Why?

[as the alien reveals itself to Ana] Ugh, gotta stop mixing steak milk and NyQuil...

Most of wrestling is just different types of hugs.

I bet the J stands for "just please don't use my full name".

And lo, did the white people flee into the desert, soon to create Scottsdale, Arizona.

This movie is just a series of nice landscapes ruined by weird people.

For God so loved the world thiiis much.

Well, Danny Elfman lost his job to an alarm clock.

That's very well lit for the bottom of a crater of an abandoned volcano at the bottom of the sea.

They're lucky to find an extinct volcano. I didn't even know they were endangered.

Hope no one's eating rice at this point.

Nick Brimble! I had a knick on my Brimble once.

Hi, you're in the part of the plane that falls off.