[Star quarterback Tom Selleck narrowly escapes death in a sabotaged hot tub.]
CCrow
Magnum, deep fried.
Superdome
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Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
Lines by Crow T. Robot 421
[a credit for the Canadian Film Development Corporation appears]
CCrow
Oh, Canada, well that– that... that explains why it SUCKED!!
The Last Chase
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[Kay meets her roommate Jean for the first time.]
CACrow [as Jean]
[in a Curly Howard voice] Hi! Howya doin'? We're gonna have a great time! We're gonna be pals!
[At a costume design class]
CCrow
Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
[During one of the many, many scenes where the fearsome Eye Creatures stumbles around.]
CCrow
[singing] I've got Sammy Davis eyes! [a la Rip Taylor] I've got a million of them! Literally!
[Reading a list of names in the credits]
CCrow
All of who are orphans.
CACrow [as Announcer]
We've secretly switched their Folgers coffee...
CACrow [as Narrator]
What you are watching should have been edited in the final version. My apologies.
CACrow [as Father]
I'm moving to Fire Island, dear.
[Cheerful music is heard during the short's opening credits.]
CCrow
[singing] Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
[The short starts with a vision of heaven.]
CACrow [as Ricky Ricardo]
Lucy, I'm dead!
CACrow [as Jeff]
Here's how far I've gotten: LA!
CCrow
This would make a great companion movie with Eraserhead.
[After it's revealed that alien embryos have been implanted inside Major Corcoran's body]
CCrow
This is still a better movie than Junior.
CCrow
Hard to trust somebody not named Steve.
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