“SST: Death Flight”
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Tom Servo (2), Carla (1)
[Blonde bimbo Angela Garland boards the plane, still wearing her "Miss SST" outfit and sash.]
[vapidly] Hello!
[The flight attendants watch her sashay to her seat.]
Please put your brain under the seat in front of you.
[Passengers are boarding.]
Hi, you're in the part of the plane that falls off.
[Having achieved a cruising altitude of 65,000 feet, Captain Walsh gets on the intercom.]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Walsh. If you'll look out your windows, you'll see a sight that very few except the astronauts have ever seen.
An oncoming plane.
Although the sky above remains black…
… our wing is completely on fire, not unlike re-entry.
[As the SST stabilizes, Kingman herds the passengers toward the rear of the plane.]
Please, do something! We'll all be killed!
I guess she's in charge of panicking.
Okay, all the actors form a line! "Love Boat" on the left, "Fantasy Island" on the right!
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