CCrow
Looks kinda skinny. Must be a Carpenter ant. [chuckling] Carpenter... get it? Carpenter ant. See 'cause--
[horrified] Oh no...
CCrow
Never mind.
You don't mean that...
Ant-orexic.
CCrow
[laughs] See? Servo got it.
“Phase IV”
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (5), Tom Servo (4), Joel Robinson (2)
You know, ants can carry entire watermelons. And big chicken legs. Happened in The Flintstones.
CCrow
I had a chicken leg once. I had to wear corrective shoes.
[During an unpleasant closeup of the queen ant laying eggs.]
CCrow
Hope no one's eating rice at this point.
So Crow, if we ever get off this ship, what's the first thing you're going to do when we get to Earth?
CCrow
Uh well the first thing I'm gonna do is kill Sandy Frank!
Oh, that's just a given!
[While the end credits roll.]
CCrow
I thought it was deep...
What did you think, Servo?
I thought it was pathetic.
CCrow
So deep, we should've been wearing boots.
This made flying turtles look good.
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