[during a long panning shot of Mordrid's room during the title sequence] I think the camera operator might just be lost.
“Doctor Mordrid” · Season 13
In this episode: Tom Servo (5), Emily (5), Crow T. Robot (3), GPC 2 (1)
[during an establishing shot of Rio de Janiro and the Christ the Redeemer statue]
CCrow
For God so loved the world thiiis much.
KKabal
[pouring out a thick liquid onto the ground] Beyond the barrier of heaven and earth, let it go free into a closed dwelling. May it cause it to enter.
The world has never seen such evil caramel.
KKabal
Primum materialis...
G2GPC 2
Lorem ipsum!
KKabal
Release this blood of the earth. May it find its place with the philosopher's stone.
Emily Now in America, that's sorcerer's stone.
SHSamantha Hunt
Oh listen, I was curious about-
[Mordrid uses his medallion to freeze time and vanish]
Doctor Mordrid, sorcerer supreme, uses his incredible powers to escape awkward small talk.
[Mordrid opens a chest and begins browsing through scrolls]
Servo [as Mordrid] Let's see, Dead Sea Scrolls, exalted scrolls, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, yes!
[Samantha tries to open Mordrid's door, only to be burned by the doorknob]
One does not simply walk into Mordrid's.
SSamantha
[as she looks over Mordrid's collection of books] These volumes are amazing.
SAServo [as Mordrid]
THANKS! I LIKE "LOUD" THE BEST!
[during an interrogation]
MMordrid
I have to tell you something.
EAEmily [as Mordrid]
I'm pregnant.
MMordrid
Show you something, so that you'll comprehend the magnitude of why I cannot be held here any longer.
SAServo [as Mordrid]
Through the medium of dance.
SSamantha
Everything we say is being recorded.
EAEmily [as Samantha]
We're live on Twitch. Thanks to Donkey Dan for the three month sub.
AAdrian
Oh look dude, the master protects me from your puny weapons! You ain't got- [Gaudio shoots him in the leg]
EAEmily [as Adrian]
My jelly pants!
AAdrian
IT HURTS!
GGaudio
Call him an ambulance.
CACrow [as police officer]
You're an ambulance, sir.
CCrow
I can't believe Doctor Mordrid was a Christmas movie the whole time!
Well, okay, but it wasn't though.
But there was a Christmas tree in it.
Well a Christmas tree doesn't make it a Christmas movie. 101 Dalmatians has a Christmas tree in it.
CCrow
Well, what if it takes place on Christmas, and has a Christmas tree in it?
Like Die Hard.
Okay, it doesn't matter. Look at the release date. Die Hard came out July 15th, 1988. It's a summer blockbuster, not a Christmas movie.
How do you know when Die Hard came out?
I have this discussion a lot.
CCrow
So if it came out at any point other than the Christmas season, it's not a Christmas movie?
That's right.
What about Nightmare Before Christmas?
Well, released October 13th, obviously a Halloween movie.
CCrow
Elf?
Well, released November 7th, an early Thanksgiving parable about found families and sugar consumption.
It's a Wonderful Life?
While, actually released on January 7th, it's a New Year's morality play about the evils of forgetfulness.
So according to Newton's third law of motion, any movie that comes out in the Christmas season is a Christmas movie?
Me and Newton are on the same page there.
CCrow
Then Titanic is a Christmas movie!
Yep. And I'll die on this hill, and if the hill comes out in late December, I'll call it a Christmas hill.
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