Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Oh good, a smaller gun. And if that doesn't work, you can throw your shoes at him.

[Italian accent] I haved breakededed the door!

Oh yeah, that bull's got murder in his big, dewy eyes.

Now bow down to my tiny nipple.

Hey, I've got an idea, maybe the weapons were laying around, because they were INEFFECTIVE??? Come on, man! I fall over in disgust.

It's streaming video. Get it?

This is where the runoff goes from Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

So it's basically rock-paper-scissors. Fire destroys amulet. Amulet freezes legs. Legs stomp out fire. Yeah.

Lots of girls in this movie, but only Missy O'Shea is in the car.

[upon seeing a stream locomotive] I wonder if the conductor is Ringo Starr or George Carlin.

So now our lovable hero is getting hit by a car. Gotcha.

Remember: When you throw away your Tickle Me Elmo, you've got to remove the batteries.

Tell my wife I died chasing a little boy in a wheelchair!

[imitating Yoda] Luke, 30 years from now, overly possessive fanboys, upset with your character arc will be. Hmm, yes.

That's neither the church nor the steeple.