For three decades, the Forrester family experiment has resided on a number of platforms.
Comedy Central , the Sci-fi Channel , Netflix ...
Kinga But my family thought too small. Why subject our home-grown experiment to the hands of thankless executives... when we could be the thankless executives??? Introducing, the Kinga-dome! Our premiere theater-
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This is actually my favorite Castlevania sequel.
V Voiceover
[translating a sign] Dr. Cesar Sepulveda, nuclear physicist.
Jonah Heston [about Santo's silver wrestling mask] It's like a Hershey Kiss in a suit.
Jonah Uh-oh, I think this contraption is powered by an Etch-a-Sketch.
VR Professor Van Roth
How strange. This mirror reflects everything.
CD Count Dracula
Bastard! [shatters the mirror]
Now you'll have seven years of bad suck- uh luck.
[as Dracula flees after being revealed by Van Roth]
JA Jonah [as Dracula]
You fool, I've been me the whole time!
VR Van Roth
Mein Gott! [proceeds to cross his heart]
Spectacles, testicles... testicles... testicles...
L Luisa
That was an awful experience.
S Santo
Calm down, it's already over. Get some rest.
CT Crow T. Robot [as Luisa]
But I've slept most of the movie.
Hey, you got your Spirit Halloween store in my Ed Wood movie.
No, you got your Ed Wood movie in my Spirit Halloween store.
Most of wrestling is just different types of hugs.
So a booming soundtrack as the little girl walks around the house, but silence during a car chase. Okay.
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