“Robot Wars” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

I bet the J stands for "just please don't use my full name".

Papa, is that you???

Oh no, hey now Crow, easy. It's not.

Papa, you wanna have a catch?

Hey, it's not your dad, okay?

Jonah, you're not my REAL dad!

Tom Servo

[after a model tank is destroyed] There goes the entire practical effect budget.

Rooney, you must have grown up in old California with too much sun. Let me ask you a question. Was your daddy rich and your mama good looking?

You're cruising for a court martial, buster boy.

That's buster bro!

I hope he gets his balls shot off.

So say we all.

You know, we're robot men, Captain. What are we doing out here in a grit and grime where people can blow our ass away? We're supposed to be indestructible!

You know, like the Titanic, or the seal industry, or Gamestop stocks, or Beanie Babies, or America's love for James Corden!

So who are we rooting for?

Oh, whoever makes the kill shot that ends the movie.

[at the sight of a building labeled "Oasis"] Anyway, here's "Wonderwall."

Stumpy, get out of there, you're a sitting duck!

Just keep that override down!!!

Yeah, and maximize the wiffle hoofer, and triangular the single framler and coagulate the preflamer!!!

And lo, did the white people flee into the desert, soon to create Scottsdale, Arizona.