[talking about the Puppet Wrangler credit for Mystery Science Theater 3000] "Puppet Wrangler"? There weren't any puppets in this movie!
Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
Lines by Crow T. Robot 421
[The name "Julie Walker" appears]
Julie Walker: Texas Ranger.
[observing the number 23 painted above the Creeper's hideout] Hey, it's KTMA!
[Mr. Haskins notices a headline on a paper, slowly getting concerned about Jimmy, who has not returned after two hours from delivering]
"God is Dead"? GOOD!
[The Creeper slowly climbs the ladder of a fire escape.]
Ladies and gentlemen! In the center ring, the Creeper will now attempt the high...thing.
[Mike and Servo both crack up.]
[A young Clint Eastwood has a cameo.]
This guy's bad. This is his first and last movie.
[Spectators watch as the Gill-Man is brought into the Ocean Harbor aquarium.]
Does he got a thing?
[As the attempts to revive the creature at the aquarium drag on.]
Everybody's drifting over to the "World of Barnacles" exhibit.
[The jungle explorers trudge through stage sets of Africa, interspersed with stock footage of jungle animals.]
Well, we'd better camp here tonight. The next stock footage is 18 miles away.
[A hard-boiled detective lazily investigates the house.]
This guy's gonna die of nonchalance.
[A Corporal at the Arctic base acts like he's having a nervous breakdown after Marge Blaine appears.]
Yeah, I think this guy's familiar with dishonorable discharge.
But I've got a mantis in my pantis.
[Boyd the ranch hand slouches around.]
[singing] There's a thick yellow stain on my back brace!
[A fire is being used as a background for the opening credits.]
Fire in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!
[Crow darts toward the exit but is restrained by Mike.]
[Tony takes Arlene home in his sweet ride of a 1950s convertible.]
If I were a bug, I'd be proud to smash into that grill. Yep.
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