Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[The werewolf approaches a high school gymnast as she practices.]

. . .

[The dark-haired gymnast screams in terror.]

[After seeing Dan's car, with its Ford lettering facing the camera.]

[After interminable redneck hijinks, the film cuts to astronomer Dr. Jenny Langer in a laboratory.]

[Voices are heard whispering and muttering.]

[The title card reads 'parts: the clonus horror']

[The movie's opening credits list Dick Sargent.]

[Clones Len and Richard wake up the next morning after a night of sex and, thanks to camera positioning, it looks like Richard's crotch is smoking.]

[The flowers Nastenka was watering quickly grow and resemble fiber-optic cables.]

[As two characters command a house to turn from one side to another]

[the bandits' cudgels Ivan threw into the air earlier in the movie come back down and hit the bandits on the head, as one of them lets out a genuinely pained groan after getting hit]

[A character is spending the scene fiddling with his glasses]