[Deathstalker is stick fighting on a log, with a hint of an accent of some sort.]
Let's see how long THESE accents last!
A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
[Deathstalker is stick fighting on a log, with a hint of an accent of some sort.]
Let's see how long THESE accents last!
[Deathstalker gets shot down by a princess after saying something rude to her.]
Well, it looks like I'm boxing the clown again tonight!
[The Warriors from Hell burst through the door of Khorsa's cabin.]
[singing] We're the knights of the round table!
[A janitor puts Steve West's melted remains into a garbage can.]
[almost cracking up] So, how many monster movies end with a janitor scooping the monster into a garbage can?
[Several jumpsuit-clad stormtroopers run out of building about to be demolished.]
[terrified] Gary saw a silverfish! Aaaahh!
[Reporter Moon Grey tries to expose Clark's plot.]
A fascist Italian? Come on!!
[The Bronx's residents are being led into vans marked "Desinfestation Annihilation Squad"]
[chuckles] I think they blew their cover here!
[Trash escapes from his parents' apartment only to be almost blown up in a stairwell.]
D'oh, the Bronx is something which I should have left!
[The credits display: "Laserblast".]
Terrible name for laser eye surgery… scares away the customers.
[A cake is brought out at the pool party, causing an overexcited reaction from the partygoers]
Teens love their cake pool party!
[Billy's and girlfriend Kathy's hands are shown roving over each other's exposed skin in an intimate moment between the two while Mike and the 'bots express their repulsion.]
This movie means two things to me: sheet cake and back fat!
[Joe running towards the Jeep]
Into the Weenie Mobile! WEENIE MAN AWAY!
[Meacham, Adams, and Carlson dive down a road at high speeds.]
Ness and his men speed towards Capone's hideout!
[Three Metalunans are seen in the conversion tubes.]
Ladies and gentlemen, A Flock of Seagulls.
[Meacham starts beating on the Mutant's exposed brain]
OH, I'M VERY VULNERABLE THERE! OH, THERE GOES THE PIANO LESSONS! OH, NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER MY DAD!
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
JPJack Perkins20 quotes
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