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Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)

Lines by Crow T. Robot 421

[A janitor puts Steve West's melted remains into a garbage can.]

CCrow

[almost cracking up] So, how many monster movies end with a janitor scooping the monster into a garbage can?

[Several jumpsuit-clad stormtroopers run out of building about to be demolished.]

CACrow [as Trooper]

[terrified] Gary saw a silverfish! Aaaahh!

[The Bronx's residents are being led into vans marked "Desinfestation Annihilation Squad"]

CCrow

[chuckles] I think they blew their cover here!

[Trash escapes from his parents' apartment only to be almost blown up in a stairwell.]

CACrow [as Trash]

D'oh, the Bronx is something which I should have left!

[The credits display: "Laserblast".]

CCrow

Terrible name for laser eye surgery… scares away the customers.

[A cake is brought out at the pool party, causing an overexcited reaction from the partygoers]

CCrow

Teens love their cake pool party!

[Billy's and girlfriend Kathy's hands are shown roving over each other's exposed skin in an intimate moment between the two while Mike and the 'bots express their repulsion.]

CCrow

This movie means two things to me: sheet cake and back fat!

[Meacham, Adams, and Carlson dive down a road at high speeds.]

CCrow

Ness and his men speed towards Capone's hideout!

[Three Metalunans are seen in the conversion tubes.]

CCrow

Ladies and gentlemen, A Flock of Seagulls.

[Meacham starts beating on the Mutant's exposed brain]

CACrow [as the Mutant]

OH, I'M VERY VULNERABLE THERE! OH, THERE GOES THE PIANO LESSONS! OH, NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER MY DAD!

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