[About beer and cereal] Listen to that, snap crackle and burp.
S7A Night at Rosie's
[Rosie Land's Motto] Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour.
BJB.J.
What he's trying to say is, correct me if I'm wrong...what's he trying to say?
That Rosie's is an oasis, a bamboo security blanket, a neutral country all its own.
SScully
Yeah a country!
OK, OK, something right's gotta happen here, hey stay back you're in my light.
S7Ain't Love Grand
Potter (about Klinger): Is he wearing a class A uniform?
Let's see. Ugly color, forty years out of style, fits like a tent? Yeah that's a Class A all right.
My body is so tired it's suing me for running a sweatshop.
(The surgical threesome as they enter the Swamp)
(grunt) 23 hours of O.R.
BJB.J.
So?...23 hours...It's not like we were in there all day.
I feel like Dorian Grey's picture. Does anyone mind if I relax to some Beethoven?
Yes! (simultaneous with B.J.)
BJB.J.
Aww...not tonight! (simultaneous with Hawkeye)
Alrighty, since you insist (starts the record player)
BJB.J.
(sarcastically) We-hell, at least he had the decency to ask.
My body is so tired it's suing me for running a sweatshop.
Why am I wide awake?!? I know, how 'bout a brisk walk?
Spin n win...Spin n win...Everybody benefits when we play bingo.
S7The Party
Keep your grimy hands on the wheel.
Look I'm sorry Major, the tires won't stay on the road.
Potter (upon hearing about Mrs. Potter dancing with Hawkeye's dad at the party): Hawk, if your father is anything like you, we're going to have a long, long talk about this.
BJB.J.
I can see us all sitting at a reunion ten years from now.
Yeah, the war's been over for a month, we all have gray hair, Charles has his in a box.
Bring anything you want. Bring your goat. It doesn't matter to me because I shan't be there. I'm turning myself into the Chinese.
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