Keep your grimy hands on the wheel.
Look I'm sorry Major, the tires won't stay on the road.
“The Party” · Season 7
In this episode: Charles Winchester (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), BJ Hunnicutt (1), Radar O'Reilly (1)
Potter (upon hearing about Mrs. Potter dancing with Hawkeye's dad at the party): Hawk, if your father is anything like you, we're going to have a long, long talk about this.
BJB.J.
I can see us all sitting at a reunion ten years from now.
Yeah, the war's been over for a month, we all have gray hair, Charles has his in a box.
Bring anything you want. Bring your goat. It doesn't matter to me because I shan't be there. I'm turning myself into the Chinese.
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