Has anyone explained to you the philosophy of Rosie Land?
NNurse
No, but someone wanted to use my underwear for a flag.
Oh, that would be our Secretary of the Interior.
“A Night at Rosie's” · Season 7
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (9), Father Mulcahy (2), BJ Hunnicutt (1), Colonel Potter (1), Charles Winchester (1), Maxwell Klinger (1), Radar O'Reilly (1)
This isn't one of my sermons. I expect you to listen!
[Dancing with nothing] No Charles, you can't cut in.
B.J, I hate to interrupt you in mid-debauch, but I'd like a word with you.
[Potter just un-gagged Charles after Hawkeye and BJ tied him up]
Colonel, I... [he gags, then starts again] I was raised in a gracious and civilized atmosphere. I was taught the Golden Rule, and with the exception of some few business dealings, I have learned to live by it. However, in this case, I want these vermin HUNG! I want them buried in anthills, their bodies smeared with honey!
Easy, Major.
I want them drawn and quartered, and I want the pieces arrested!
[telling a nurse about Rosie Land] We're a simple country, where man's only obligation is to love his fellow woman. So what do you say, you wanna be a patriot and love me back? [the nurse walks away] Turncoat!
JSJack Scully
Got anything to smoke?
RRosie
[handing him a cigar] Special today. Two bits.
It's on me.
JSJack Scully
It's got teeth marks in it.
RRosie
It's a demonstrator model.
How can I eat that and look my mouth in the face?
I hate the army. Usually, I just can't stand it. But this is different: this is hate.
Oh sir, thank goodness you're here, or else I wouldn't have found you here.
[About beer and cereal] Listen to that, snap crackle and burp.
[Rosie Land's Motto] Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour.
BJB.J.
What he's trying to say is, correct me if I'm wrong...what's he trying to say?
That Rosie's is an oasis, a bamboo security blanket, a neutral country all its own.
SScully
Yeah a country!
OK, OK, something right's gotta happen here, hey stay back you're in my light.
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