(The surgical threesome as they enter the Swamp)
(grunt) 23 hours of O.R.
BJB.J.
So?...23 hours...It's not like we were in there all day.
I feel like Dorian Grey's picture. Does anyone mind if I relax to some Beethoven?
Yes! (simultaneous with B.J.)
BJB.J.
Aww...not tonight! (simultaneous with Hawkeye)
Alrighty, since you insist (starts the record player)
BJB.J.
(sarcastically) We-hell, at least he had the decency to ask.
My body is so tired it's suing me for running a sweatshop.
Why am I wide awake?!? I know, how 'bout a brisk walk?
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