Reese quotes from Malcolm in the Middle

Reese

Ha ha. Stupid bug.

Reese

OW! OW! YOU STUPID... [Punches the bug zapper] OW!!

Reese

WE OWN YOU ALL! No one is safe. We are the kings of this block. Did you hear me, world? Violence...just...got...a...little...more...RANDOM!

Reese

We've established that, we're just going in circles here!

Reese

This isn't fair. Mom should have never taken us to a store that sells candy. She set us up!

Reese

You know what nobody's mentioned, is that this is supposed to be the greatest army in the world, and you couldn't even kill the three of us. I gotta tell ya, I'm not impressed.

Reese

Yeah, I'm a lot like him.

Reese

I'm sick of being a bully. It's creepy.

Reese

Malcolm, can you ask your girlfriend to pass the potatoes? (Cynthia hands Reese a bowl of mashed potatoes) Malcolm, can you thank your girlfriend for me?

Reese

If the future's gonna be half as bad as Grandpa and I suspect, the only survivors are gonna be mutants, coackroaches, and me. All living underwater.

Reese

Make a run for it, mom. We can be on the News.

Reese

Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, puppies, ice cream, fat people falling over.

Reese

Oh, my God, women are the cows of people!

Reese

You don't understand the power of my brain, Malcolm. It's like a deep ravine that sits in total darkness. But once in a while, just for a moment, a brilliant shaft of light shines directly down into it. And that's the moment I will think of a genius plan that will get us into that Mustang.

Reese

I just stopped thinking. I figured out that using my brain was the whole problem. Not just here, but my entire life. If I do exactly what I'm told and nothing else, then everything gets easy. It's not even a question of smart or dumb. You just turn yourself into a tool. I'm much happier that way. I'm the world's happiest tool.

Reese

Mom's the kind of crazy where she always yells at us. But Dad's the kind of crazy where he buys us an Xbox 360.