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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 2, Episode 3

“"Lois' Birthday"” quotes from Malcolm in the Middle

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“"Lois' Birthday"” · Season 2, Episode 3

In this episode: Reese (3), Francis (3), Lois (1)

This isn't fair. Mom should have never taken us to a store that sells candy. She set us up!

Boy [to Lois]: Hey, lady, are you going to hog that cage all day?

(inside a batting cage) I got news for you, kid. I'm a grown-up with a credit card and no curfew. I could stay here all week if I want.

(After Francis keeps talking to another girl)

AAmaani

You're wasting your time. She doesn't speak English.

Oh.

AAmaani

Which is just as well, because if she understood the crap you were feeding her, she'd laugh in your face.

I have my own problems. I have to go to a kegger, party with my friends, and make out with an African goddess with this hanging over my head. Come on, Amanni.

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