[Lilo, Stitch and the family are enjoying dinner at Macki Macaw's; the animatronic Macki, however, flames up and falls off the perch]
Primitive Earth entertainment technology. Very entertaining.
Especially when he entertains by catching on fire. Fascinating.
[Stitch gets his glass ready as Pleakley pours soda to the group]
Wait your turn, Stitch. Macki may be combustibally challenged, but I love this place. It's homey. Why don't we come here more often?
[Stitch, patience run out after Pleakley does not pour him any soda, leaps onto the table, chugs the whole pitcher of soda down, and belches loudly]
Lilo, have you finished giving him a bath?
[Stitch dashes out of the bathroom wearing an inner tube; Lilo begins chasing Stitch around the house; Stitch tries to squeeze through the doggy door, but can't due to his inner tube]
You know how he is about water. I almost had him lulled into a false sense of security, but then you said the b-word. Never say the b-word!
[Stitch finally escapes leaving Lilo stuck in the inner tube]
Pee-yew! How much pizza and soda can one mutant alien wear?
[Stitch sees Phantasmo (possessing Scrump) messing with Lilo's movies; he breaks free from the chains and begins attacking Scrump]
What's all the racket in there? That sounded like... Stitch?!
[as Lilo enters the room, Scrump goes into doll mode and Stitch spits it out]
Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly!
Scrump is very smart, Stitch. But she doesn't go around breaking plates and unscrewing videotapes.
[during Stitch's "trial"]
Wasn't it Defendant 626 who chewed off the arm of Mr. Fluffybear here?
Objection! I sewed it back on.
And how about little Suzy Teaparty? Anybody seen yer head? I haven't, because it's gone!
Objection! Stitch didn't mean to eat. It was a freak accident! He was accidentally hungry.
[Lilo, Jumba, and Pleakley are tied by Phantasmo after learning his secret]
375 has advanced programming. Now that we have learned his secret, he will probably get rid of us.
[Phantasmo possesses Scrump and picks up Jumba's gun]
Don't worry. The weapon is only loaded with net.
[Phantasmo replaces the net cartridge with another]
Ah! He has replaced net with my new laser cartridge! I am so proud of his smartness!
And I'm just gonna faint. I'm too terrified to faint. How about if I just scream? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
So I hear there's an experiment out there that takes over inanimate objects?
Yep, makes it look like other innocent experiments did bad stuff when they didn't do anything wrong at all.
[after Phantasmo finds his one true place as possessing Macki Macaw to entertain]
I owe you both an apology. I was wrong about you. Innocent until proven guilty. I'm old enough to know that. I'm sorry.
[whispers something into Stitch's ear] Okay, we'll forgive your behavior on one condition.
Nani buys games and pizza!
[chuckles] I guess that's fair.
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