Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 35
“Babyfier (Experiment 151)” · Season 1, Episode 35
In this episode: Lilo (5), Nani (5), Gantu (3), Stitch (2), Pleakley (2), Jumba (2), Hämsterviel (1), Mr. Jameson (1)
You want to go see what?!
Sludge Mummies Episode 2: Attack of the Bones.
But you didn't even see the first movie!
Only because you wouldn't take me!
Hello, you were 3?!
Mertle gets to see PG movies. Her mom goes with her.
Oh, and if Mertle's mom jumped off a cliff, I suppose you'd want me to do that too!
Wow! Would you?
No! There will be no cliff-jumping and no Sludge Zombie movies!
They're Sludge Mummies!
Whatever!
Ahem!
Lilo, look, I've got work to do. I said no movie, and I mean no movie.
[to Stitch and Lilo; jeep beeps] Lilo, I told you no Sludge Mummy movies!
Nani?! But I... I... I--I didn't--
Didn't think I'd come by and check? Well, you were wrong!
Uh… [chuckles nervously]
[Back at the Pelekai house, Lilo, Stitch and Nani enter as the sisters argue]
Oh, trouble coming.
I can't believe you disobeyed me! I said you couldn't see that movie!
How come you're always telling me what to do?!
Because I'm the older sister here. I'm the babysitter.
I am NOT a baby! And you're not an adult! You're just a grown-up!
Whatever! I'm responsible for you, Lilo. That means I'm all about what's best for you. So what I say goes.
You mean like a dictator?!
Go to your rooftop dome!
[elevators up to her rooftop dome bedroom] I'm already there!
[Nani walks away, groaning in annoyed anger as Lilo screams in frustration]
[Stitch releases Babyfier, causing him to turn him, Nani, Jumba and Pleakley into infants; Lilo recaptures Babyfier]
Well, now that I'm the oldest, I guess I'm in charge. But what do I do?! [the babies stare at each other and then stare at Lilo] I guess adults just do whatever they wanna do. So... Let's go to the movies. Come on, gang!
[Lilo rushes out of the kitchen, but then stops to see Baby Jumba throwing eggs everywhere]
[laughs] Whee! Evil! Ha, ha-ha!
Jumba, no! I'm in charge now, and I say you have to stop playing evil and go to the movies with me.
[Lilo suddenly hears the dryer running]
Playtime! Playtime!
[pulls Baby Nani out of a laundry basket] Nani, how many times have you told me, you can't play in the dryer. [Baby Stitch detaches the fridge door and starts eating it] Stitch, no!
I made oops in my pants.
[Baby Nani begins playing with the stove] Nani, no! [Baby Jumba throws an egg at her head] Jumba, no! [Baby Stitch begins to eat the whole refrigerator] STITCH, NO!!!
I made more oops in my pants! [Baby Pleakley begins to cry, along with the other three babies]
I guess the movie's off. I'm a mother of four!
Mine!
[Lilo appears]
Stop it! [The scuffle caused her doll to break] Now she's gonna get surgery again. [to Nani and Stitch] You're both grounded! [both babies cried] This is all your fault! [?] Oh, no! Not Gantu! NOT NOW!! It's nap time!
?
No! Leave it alone, you big dummy!
[Gantu captures Babyfier]
A baby-making experiment? Hey, aren't humans capable of doing that that all by themselves?
No, no, no. It turns grownups into babies.
Really?
Yes, babies! Hey, I'm feeling a little peckish. How about making me a... [Babyfier has been released from the container] Hey, how'd you get out?! [Babyfier outmaneuvers Gantu and turns him into an infant, who begins to waddle around giggling]
Sorry, G, I couldn't resist. I always wondered out like a guppy or a tadpole. Turns out you were just a smaller kind of ugly. Whoah! Aerial attack! [625 narrowly dodges Babyfier and tricks it into going up the elevator where it escapes]
GANTU!!! Did my hamster eyes just see what I thought they saw?! The escape of yet another valuable experiment?! And why are you acting like a baby, you incompetent, lazy, oh-so-smelly, fish-footed--
[Baby Gantu cries; 625 runs up to comfort him]
Hey, lighten up, Dr. H, will ya? Little Googoo here hasn't had his nap yet.
No, no, no! There will be no napping-apping babies! I want my experiments! So get going! GO, GO, GO!!!! [625 dashes out of the ship carrying Baby Gantu in a baby stroller] NOW, NOW, NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
[Baby Stitch and Baby Gantu begin fighting over Babyfier]
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Miiiiine! [Gantu accidentally lets go, causing him to launch himself onto a slide]
Be careful, little Googoo! Don't hurt the poor innocent slide!
[Baby Jumba and Baby Pleakley sneak into Kiki's Coffee Shop to find 100% Kona Coffee to create the antidote for Babyfier's effects]
Ach! Too many peoples. Must clear room somehow.
Oops!
[as soon as the stench reaches everyone's noses, they all flee the shop and Kiki places a "Enter at Own Risk" sign on the door]
[Baby Stitch launches the antidote into the sky, turning everyone in Kauai back to normal, including Nani]
You're back! Thank goodness I'm the little sister again. Being responsible is hard.
[chuckles] Yeah, but it can be pretty satisfying, when you raise a good kid.
I am pretty good, huh?
Yep. In fact, I wanna reward you for being babysitter for a day. Let's go see some Sludge Mummies!
Attack of the Bones?! Really?!
Yeah. I kinda forgot what it was like to be a kid. Now I remember. When you gotta see a scary movie, you gotta see a scary movie.
[Baby Gantu is crying loudly while 625 is calling on the phone]
Hello, Baby Hotline? Yeah, hi. How do you burp a large shark-like alien baby? No, this isn't a joke! Wait, wait, don't hang up! I--- Oh, blitznack!
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