Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 7
Contact Gantu.
Yes, Dr. Hämsterviel?
Explain to me, you overgrown sea bass, why mechanic hamster on cam holds no evil genetic experiments?
There haven't been any experiments activated recently…
Warning: Experiment 520 activated.
...until now.
Mmm-hmm, and, uh, what are you waiting for? GET IT AND SEND IT TO ME!!!
[Lilo and Stitch are drawing ideas for the upcoming Aloha Sand-Sculpting Contest]
How are your Aloha designs coming, Stitch?
[shows her a drawing of Mertle being zapped by a UFO] Eebah. [shows another drawing of Mertle being chased by a dinosaur] Zeebah. [shows one more drawing of Mertle being chased by the Grim Reaper] Keebah!
[chuckles] Stitch, that's mean. Moses is right. We don't know what aloha means.
[David and Nani take Lilo to the Birds of Paradise Pool]
Don't worry. I know how to cheer a sad Lilo.
But, David, the pool at Birds of Paradise is for hotels guests only! There are, like, ten signs!
Relax, Nani. I was here yesterday, and I figured out their system: All the hotel guests have special blue towels, and so do we.
[scene cuts to them relaxing by the pool]
See? Instant vacation!
Come on, Stitch! Photo safari! [they both leave to take pictures of the tourists]
Are you sure this is okay?
Relax. Lilo and I sneak in here all the time.
You what?!
Just chill out and enjoy your... [Mr. Jameson appears] Uh, honeymoon! Sweetheart! [hugs Nani]
Hello, sir, ma'am. Are you guests here?
Uh, yeah!
And what's your room number?
257!
319!
[they both look at each other]
257!
319! Uh, 257!
Mmm-hmm. Well, we don't have a Room 319,257! And besides, today is red towel day, not blue!
[chuckles nervously as Nani glares at him] Busted.
[Nani arrives home while Pleakley mops the kitchen floor]
Where's Lilo? Is she here?
No, but a freshly mopped floor was here! Apparently, it just left!
[Lilo and Stitch arrive]
Lilo! Are you alright?
I'm fine! But Stitch and me need to borrow your car!
My car? Are you lolo?!
Stitch could drive!
He doesn't have a license!
[pulls out his collar and license] Chuwapa!
Sorry. We only have one working car, and I need it for work!
But there's an experiment loose!
It can find its own ride! I have to get to the rental hut. Business is way off, and old man Juan is getting grouchy.
But--
I'll be home after work! [leaves]
Uh, little girl, is my hearing correct? One of my precious creations is running about free?
Yeah. It likes water and it has a really big butt. [opens the doggy door] JUST LIKE MY SISTER!!
Hey!
Experiment that is liking water and having large posterior. Ah! That would be 520! [chuckles] I was true evilling genius that day. 520 turns any body of water into giant destructive wave!
It keeps trying to get to the ocean.
That I'd like to be seeing! Would make wave so big, whole planet will be destructed! [laughs maniacally until he notices Lilo glaring at him] Oh, it would be bad thing, yes?
Hello?! Just think of all the jellyfish! No jellyfish, no jelly, no PB&J!
[Gantu hops back to his ship after Stitch immobilized him with life preservers]
625! [hops into the main room but fall over]
Whoa! Rough day? Whoo! You look like last week's lettuce!
Get a blaster! Hurry!
[grabs a blaster] Okay, now what?
Cut me free, you insipid trog!
You're in luck, fish breath. I took a class in advanced applied blasting. [fires the blaster]
Hey!
Oops! [fires the blaster again]
Careful!
Sorry! [fires the blaster once more]
Ow!
Stop squirming!
Ooh!
My bad.
You almost vaporized me!
Oh, yeah? That's what my teacher used to say!
[After 520 creates a giant wave to wash away Gantu]
I'm gonna name you, Cannonball, because you like to make waves.
Nagachu!
Congratulations, Lilo! [places the first place ribbon on Lilo's sand sculpture] Mertle's design is good, too, but you showed more aloha today. [gestures to the giant "ALOHA" signature on the tower]
Awesome!
[Gantu wakes up after being washed away by Cannonball]
Huh?! San Francisco?! Oh, dumb blitznak!
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