[David and Nani take Lilo to the Birds of Paradise Pool]
Don't worry. I know how to cheer a sad Lilo.
But, David, the pool at Birds of Paradise is for hotels guests only! There are, like, ten signs!
Relax, Nani. I was here yesterday, and I figured out their system: All the hotel guests have special blue towels, and so do we.
[scene cuts to them relaxing by the pool]
Come on, Stitch! Photo safari! [they both leave to take pictures of the tourists]
Are you sure this is okay?
Relax. Lilo and I sneak in here all the time.
Just chill out and enjoy your... [Mr. Jameson appears] Uh, honeymoon! Sweetheart! [hugs Nani]
Mr. JamesonHello, sir, ma'am. Are you guests here?
Mr. Jameson
And what's your room number?
[they both look at each other]
Mr. Jameson
Mmm-hmm. Well, we don't have a Room 319,257! And besides, today is red towel day, not blue!
[chuckles nervously as Nani glares at him] Busted.
[Pleakley is forcing Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba to learn better etiquette for the Jamesons]
[he blow the whistle] Roll-call, everybody dressed?
Cannot breathing into tight disco pants, oh! Must drop anything.
Ta-da. [he walks downstairs but he step his tie and he trips, rolling on downstairs to Lilo] Ta-da.
Hmmm... Actually, I was more comfortable with a dog disguise.
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the... AUGH! Pleakley! They're gonna be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking!
Don't worry your little head, Nani. The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer!
Well, Helen the hostess featured one on her show just yesterday. I think she knows what she's doing.
That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food! [doorbell rings] Whoever it is, tell them to...
Mr. Jameson
Aloha. We thought we'd arrive early to help, that's what Aloha hospitality is all about.
[chuckles] Right. Come on in.
You know, Helen the hostess says, it's rude to arrive before...[Nani elbows him]
Um...Mr. Jameson, this is my Aunt Pleakley, my Uncle Jumba, my sister Lilo and our...dog. Who dresses up sometimes.
So nice for to be making your acquaintance seeing, Mr. Emerson.
It's Jameson, dear. [chuckles] He's not good with names. Sometimes forgets mine. [chuckles]
Guess what I found out? Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch, they're all aliens! But, hey! Who am I'm a judge? I'm an alien, too!
[Nani gasped]
Mr. Jameson
I beg your pardon?
Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps a bunch of pictures of you in her diary. [as Stitch drags him and walks off] Boy, does she have a crush on you.
You want to go see what?!
Sludge Mummies Episode 2: Attack of the Bones.
But you didn't even see the first movie!
Only because you wouldn't take me!
Mertle gets to see PG movies. Her mom goes with her.
Oh, and if Mertle's mom jumped off a cliff, I suppose you'd want me to do that too!
No! There will be no cliff-jumping and no Sludge Zombie movies!
Mr. Jameson
Ahem!
Lilo, look, I've got work to do. I said no movie, and I mean no movie.
[after Stitch successfully uses Lilo as a puppet to perform her hula dance]
That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
Mr. Jameson
That was the most incredible thing I've ever seen! Unique! Daring! Original! You're Nani's sister, aren't you? [hands Stitch a card] I could use your help. A very important guest is coming here tomorrow, and I'd like you to be our aloha greeter at the airport.
Mr. Jameson
I will not take no for an answer! I'm gonna be late for the meeting! Here's the info, good luck!
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