I've called you all together for an emergency earthquake readiness meeting. Now, planetary shaking is measured on what is called a Richter Scale. Today's quake was a 5.0, quite moderate and perfectly normal, but a good reminder to us all: be prepared and don't panic! I repeat: DO NOT! PANIC!
[explaining Experiment 513] Quake today was teensy little jiggle to 513. He is programmed to look for weakest geological point on island, for to make one ginormous evil earthquake! [laughs maniacally] Most likely, 513 will have to look for big fault at base of volcano. Is imperative that he must never go underground... unless you want evil quake.
